my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
when life gives u lemons, hurry the fuck up and get the tequila and salt out mate
When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.
Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life
im sorry, but did you just refer to the SNITCH as a golden egg?
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner