equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(via cuntlery)

fawun:

when life gives u lemons, hurry the fuck up and get the tequila and salt out mate

(via wittleemexican)

erisedbadger:

thexsecretxlife:

bakerstbarricadebabe:

erisedbadger:

When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.

Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life

im sorry, but did you just refer to the SNITCH as a golden egg? 

(via amberjeee)

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via wittleemexican)

leventdunord:

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

Yes.

(via amberjeee)

lunartes:

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

(Source: sadfolkmusic, via waakeme-up)

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(via waakeme-up)

dampsandwich:

i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner

(via waakeme-up)